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I Used To Be Loved
02:38
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I USED TO BE LOVED
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
I used to be loved
It was surprising
I used to be loved
Was mesmerizing
I used to be loved
Was not deserving
I used to be loved
Was so unnerving
You’d think I was insane
If I were to complain
But as I look back now
I let you go some how
Somewhere along the line
I must have turned unkind
¬I didn’t see the cost
Put me in the love and lost
I used to be loved
A wonderful thing
I used to be loved
It had a nice ring
If I could be loved
I would not squander
If I could be loved
Try not to wander
You’d think I was insane
If I were to complain
But as I look back now
I let you go some how
Somewhere along the line
I must have turned out fine
Really turned it around
Put me in the love and found
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Poisoned Pie
02:42
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POISONED PIE
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
I got a poisoned pie
Heading for your eye
And when it hits
Your career will die
I got a poisoned pen
Is it all the way in
This pending deadline
Needs a headline
Give me those
Big big lies, big big lies
Big big eyes, big big eyes
Give me those
Big big lies, big big lies
Big big eyes, big big eyes
I got poisoned lips
That’ll sink your ships
You’re hiding a kid
Inverted pyramid
I got a poisoned pen
I write gossip column
You might get waylaid
I gotta get paid
Give me those
Big big lies, big big lies
Big big eyes, big big eyes
Give me those
Big big lies, big big lies
Big big eyes, big big eyes
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3. |
New School
03:35
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NEW SCHOOL
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
Start closed campuses and get uniforms
Keep ‘em all locked up in gated dorms
Make ‘em eat at school it is not that bad
At least for those who have a rich dad
Weekly lock down drills are now all the rage
They’re so much fun for kids of any age
Toss curriculum useless civic studies
Sign up for shelter in place buddies
Chorus:
We’ve got a plan
You’ll implement it
It’s not proven
So supplement it
Leave it to you
And we’re not kiddin’
Watch on TV
See what they didn’t
Hand on the heart
That’s looking so cool
Look at the chart
They’ll love the new school
Legislation is how to get things done
Allow more guns ‘cause they’re so much fun
There’s no security during a recess
Your wallet has year around access
If school safety is a priority
Why not if you’re a minority
Privatization and vouchers will rule
Kids are playing games and so are you (chorus)
Mental health issues we see you so mad
Won’t pay for counseling if you’re sad
Murder is a pandemic can’t you see
You can wear a mask, you won’t get bloody (chorus)
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4. |
Redactile
03:00
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REDACTILE
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
Something happened
I don’t know what
Turning pages
Got a paper cut
No details
That I could see
Fingers turned black
By page 43
Thought it was a man doing this thing
Crossing out just about everything
But all the while I had to reconcile
Chorus:
It was a Redactile
It was a Redactile
With no sense of style
Don’t touch that file
Said the Redactile
Opened FOIA
In the foyer
Armed with info
In a dossier
Made appointments
To spill the beans
To spell it out
Don’t know what it means
Thought it was the gov doing this thing
A secluded office in west wing
But all the while I had to reconcile (chorus)
I want to blow the lid off
Without blowing my cover
I need to sniff out the truth
Rat out a former lover
I want to expose the lies
Without exposing her letters
But reading all my replies
Better left for the shredders
Brought my dolly
Took up the floor
Waist deep but I
Expected more
No names or dates
Were revealed
Might as well have
Keep ‘em sealed
A corporation behind it all
Can’t infiltrate a wall street pay wall
But all the while I had to reconcile (chorus)
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5. |
Wandering Mind
03:31
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WANDERING MIND
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
Ascending the galaxy of the realm
Performing plastic drivers at the helm
Ships of crimson catapulted from the thrust
Co-pilot peace fighter you cannot trust
Splintered stars bolting from the Milky Way
Minds cannot wander not knowing the day
Molten eruptions escape from the sun
More willing warriors who have never won
Ionic fountains stand on melting sand
Coordinates show the best place to land
Vitreous shores detach a crashing sea
Minds cannot wander if they are not free
Decommissioned workers waiting for parts
Crowded bar creatures drowning dusty hearts
Cosmic cranium that has lost control
Something’s gone amiss in the cargo hold
Discovering craters silvery dome
Minds cannot wander so far from their home
Parallax view can see the outlier
Trust no one to consider conspire
Mission controlled no wonder collided
Orbit obituary space provided
Seen vapors clinging to a leaving frost
Minds cannot wander knowing all is lost
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THE CASE OF THE MISSING LOVE
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
If I follow
A dark street
Who do I think
You would meet
Undercover
Can’t be seen
Mr. Uptown
He looks clean
Only live once
In the park
Put it in gear
Shot in dark
Secret stash
View to thrill
Ice pick eyes
In for kill
It’s the case of the missing love
It’s the case of the missing love
It’s the case of the missing love
It’s the case of the missing love
You’re evasive
No trail
Where’s your husband
No bail
He’s deadlier
Syndicate
Send avenger
Send a hit
I’m in shadow
I get smart
Agent of love
Shot in heart
If I give chase
If lonely
From the shadows
Your eyes only
It’s the case of the missing love . . .
You made a choice
It was tough
No saving you
If he’s rough
What you’re doing
Not for faint
Secret service
You’re no saint
Saw you step out
He was there
And you smiled
Unaware
So it kills me
What he’s got
Sneaky little
Microdot
It’s the case of the missing love . . .
I am on the case . . .
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7. |
Update Version
04:37
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UPDATE VERSION
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
Talk ‘em up
Dress ‘em down
Make ‘em think
That you’ll be around
Open door
Let ‘em in
Make ‘em sweat
Whenever you’re around
Shoot ‘em up
Knock ‘em down
Make it known
Why they were around
Pump 'em up
Call ‘em out
Don’t let on
Who’d make the next round
This is an update version of myself
This is an update version in better health
This is an update version of myself
This is an update version in better health
Kill the joy
Wreck the vibe
Make 'em you
Whenever you're around
Let ‘em joke
Write ‘em up
Make report
Like you weren’t around
Think you’re tuff
Call their bluff
Make ‘em squirm
Whenever you're around
Make them nod
Think they’re odd
Make amends
Make sure no one’s around
This is an update version of myself
This is an update version in better health
This is an update version of myself
This is an update version in better health
I guess you guessed it right
We were never tight
I watched as your eyes lit
Set myself on a tray
I didn’t walk away
And bitch I didn’t quit
This is an update version of myself
This is an update version in perfect health
This is an update version of myself
This is an update version in perfect health
This is an update version upon my death
This is an update version please refresh
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DAYDREAMING (BABY, I KNOW)
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
You smother me
It don’t bother me
You covet me
You love at me
You upsize me
Paralyze me
Fantasize me
Love surprise me
Daydreaming baby, I know
Daydreaming baby, I know
Daydreaming baby, I know
Daydreaming baby, I know
You unpack me
Then ransack me
Lift and transport me
Full contort me
You frighten me
Candlelight me
Wine and dine me
Let you define me
Daydreaming baby, I know
Daydreaming baby, I know
Daydreaming baby, I know
Daydreaming baby, I know
You spoil me
You coil me
Glorify me
Horrify me
You smother me
It don’t bother me
You covet me
You love at me
Daydreaming baby, I know
Daydreaming baby, I know
Daydreaming baby, I know
Daydreaming baby, I know . . .
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9. |
Down One
02:23
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DOWN ONE
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
Emotional residue
That’s a fine how do you do
Instigate a clever ruse
If that’s what you choose to do
Chorus:
Heading into this trial stage
Hanging onto this final gaze
Get the point that
I’m down one
Walked into an exit wound
I escaped whistling a tune (chorus)
Tripping on the starting line
She’s keeping score
I’m losing time (chorus)
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10. |
Old Stacks
02:25
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OLD STACKS
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
Walking through the turnstile
Dewey’s long gone now he’s living in a file
Brand new books on clean shelves
Those for reference gotta be returned by the twelfth
The old stacks in the back
Up the stairs be careful of the rolling racks
Forgotten tomes of yore
Thousands lost to time but I’m wanting more
I will take the time
To look at the spine
See how it’s been worn
And the pages torn
The old stacks in the back
Up the stairs be careful of the rolling racks
Forgotten tomes of yore
Thousands lost to time but I’m wanting more
Catwalks a bit rusty
Collections organized by the trustee
Returns deposit in bin
They’re wondering if I’ll came back again
I know they keep track
The card in the back
Many years ago
Will my name still show?
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11. |
Where Should I Fall
02:32
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WHERE SHOULD I FALL?
(Andrew Bergey)
© 2023 Viable Tangents Music
The undisputed truth
Came tumbling down
Caught on stone cold lies
Buried me in the ground
Unmitigated love
I testified
A panel of fears
Sat before me and lied
Find me standing on the edge
With a double-sided ledge
On one side lies the truth
On the other is my youth
Keep me looking straight ahead
Don’t think where my life’s led
You can tell me don’t look down
I will when you’re not around
Where should I fall
If I should fall at all
A decision to make
For decisions sake
Where should I fall
If you were my Daddy
You’d hold me down
If you were my momma
You’d talk me down
Where should I fall
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Andrew Bergey Denver, Colorado
After fronting the Oklahoma alt-rockers Rank Amateurs, Andrew Bergey moved to Colorado and started releasing solo albums in 2011. His clever, quirky, and surreal songs have forged “standard” rock albums, a bubblegum album, a children’s album, a premature anthology, and a cover album of his own songs! Why not? Andrew’s albums are always unexpected, experimental, and ear-wormingly entertaining! ... more
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