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Cartoon Rap

from Andythology (2018) by Andrew Bergey

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CARTOON RAP
(Andrew Bergey)

You'll walk SNOOPY, I'll walk DROOPY
Who'll walk LOOPY DE LOOP?
News from BLUTO said that PLUTO
Was CLARK KENT'S first big scoop

It seems WINSOR McCAY started it all
Drew GERTIE and had a ball
Then WALTER DISNEY came along
Made cartoons that had a song
OSWALD, MICKEY, DONALD, and PINOC
Would always provide a joke
Now when BETTY BOOP got her kicks
POPEYE and OLIVE OIL didn't always mix
I had a hero in MIGHTY MOUSE
HECKLE & JECKLE messed up my house
ELMER FUDD would always take his aim
At a rabbit -- old what's his name
WOODY WOODPECKER was crazy for sure
And DAFFY DUCK never found a cure
SYLVESTER and TWEETY were the most
CASPER was the friendliest ghost
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE was a swinger
The HONEY-MOUSERS were dead ringers
FOGHORN LEGHORN was a pure joy
Boy, I say boy, I do mean boy

Watching LEPEW, MISTER MAGOO
It makes me think of you
See BUGS BUNNY, TOM AND JERRY
Don't look like they used to

TASMANIAN DEVIL was a twister
SPEEDY GONZALES he liked your sister
JOHNNY QUEST was always in trouble
WILE E. COYOTE -- he saw double
TOM OF T.H.U.M.B.
Was a detective so tiny
The JETSONS are now the rage
And the FLINTSTONES from the Stone Age
But TEX AVERY is my choice
With MEL BLANC as the voice
But I can't leave out DEPUTY DAWG
YOGI and BO-BO on a log
PINK PANTHER and PORKY PIG
ROCKY and BULLWINKLE I really dig
MILTON THE MONSTER was a fright
UNDERDOG had all the might
YOSEMITE SAM was my man
HANNA-BARBERA did the best they can
TOM TERRIFIC and the ROAD RUNNER
Life never got too much funner

© 1993 Viable Tangents Music
Produced by Andy & Hal Fitzgerald
Andy/Hal Fitzgerald: Drum/Bass Programming
Andy: Keyboards
Hal: Computer
Recorded 1993 Jam Lab
Additional keyboards recorded 2018

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from Andythology (2018), released August 18, 2018

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Andrew Bergey Denver, Colorado

After fronting the Oklahoma alt-rockers Rank Amateurs, Andrew Bergey moved to Colorado and started releasing solo albums in 2011. His clever, quirky, and surreal songs have forged “standard” rock albums, a bubblegum album, a children’s album, a premature anthology, and a cover album of his own songs! Why not? Andrew’s albums are always unexpected, experimental, and ear-wormingly entertaining! ... more

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