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Plastic Woman

from Andythology (2018) by Andrew Bergey

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PLASTIC WOMAN
(Andrew Bergey)

Rot gut breath
Blood-shot eyes
And those new
Plastic dyes
On you

Chorus:
Plastic woman
Synthetic lady
Nylon girl
Well she's my baby
Oh, yeh

Painted brows
Sparklin' nose
And a bust
That just grows
On you

War paint face
Candied lips
And my those
Padded hips
On you (Chorus)

Sweet arm pits
Shaved legs too
Fake dimples
You got two
On you

Heeled shoes
Low cut dress
You sure have
A true mess
On you

Rot gut breath
Blood-shot eyes
And those new
Plastic dyes
On you (Chorus)

Spoken:
It takes you two hours to get ready to do anything. I don't know why

you bother. You don't look any better and I've already gone. I know

everyone can't be born beautiful, so what's wrong with blending in

with the crowd. There's a lot to be said for the natural look. I hear

it's coming back. Maybe you can be a trendsetter. Put down that

drink, wash your face, I'll be waiting in the car.

© 1987 Viable Tangents Music
Recorded 1987 Andy’s Room

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from Andythology (2018), released August 18, 2018

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Andrew Bergey Denver, Colorado

After fronting the Oklahoma alt-rockers Rank Amateurs, Andrew Bergey moved to Colorado and started releasing solo albums in 2011. His clever, quirky, and surreal songs have forged “standard” rock albums, a bubblegum album, a children’s album, a premature anthology, and a cover album of his own songs! Why not? Andrew’s albums are always unexpected, experimental, and ear-wormingly entertaining! ... more

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